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Posted on 23rd Jul at 11:26 PM, with 27,294 notes

nikaalexandra:

apparently it’s nineteen fucking twenty

Posted on 23rd Jul at 11:21 PM, with 80,645 notes

radgoku:

original-poster:

radgoku:

the first person to poop must have been like ???????????????

As an infant they probably didn’t register what was happening

i was imagining a grown ass man. a man with a beard. a man hunting alaskan mammoths to provide for his family. i forgot babies. i forgot babies existed

Posted on 23rd Jul at 11:20 PM, with 97,256 notes

fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

Posted on 23rd Jul at 11:04 PM, with 104,400 notes
stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
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stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

Posted on 23rd Jul at 11:04 PM, with 22,772 notes

something-other-than-short:

myeccentricity:

reichenbbaby:

starstuffneverstoppedanyone:

ohsohungryniall:

showlock:

“Kiss Me, Katut.”

I had to make this, I am not sorry.

omg i have to reblog this, 

image

by the way this is an ad for car insurance

Rhonda fo’ lyf!

I ship Rhonda and Katut

Posted on 23rd Jul at 10:58 PM, with 42,317 notes
"

'Tell me what happens the first time you see a woman naked.'

'The first time you see a woman naked will not be like you imagined. There will be no love, no trust, no intimacy. You won’t even be in the same room as her.

You won’t get to smile as she undresses you and you undress her. You won’t get to calm her nerves with nerves of your own. You won’t get to kiss her, feeling her lips and the edge of her tongue. You won’t get to brush your fingers over the lace of her bra or count her ribs or feel her heartbeat.

The first time you see a woman naked you will be sitting in front of a computer screen watching someone play at intimacy and perform at sex. She will contort her body to please everyone in the room but her. You will watch this woman who is not a woman, pixelated and filtered and customized. She will come ready-made, like an order at a restaurant. The man on the screen will be bigger than you, rougher than you. He will teach you how to talk to her. He will teach you where to put your hands and he will teach you what you’re supposed to like. He will teach you to take what is yours.

You must unlearn this. You must unlearn this twisted sense of love. You must unlearn the definition of pleasure and intimacy you are being taught. Kill this idea of love, this idea of entitlement, this way of scarring one another.’

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Posted on 23rd Jul at 10:57 PM, with 21,144 notes

crydaisy:

faeriestones:

strawberries, cherries, and an angel’s kiss in spring

I love this song and this photoset wow

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